Okay, okay, listen up, fellow gamers and goblins alike! The PlayStation 5 SLIM is here, and it’s everything we didn’t know we needed — well, except for maybe a shelf big enough to fit the last monster of a console Sony released. The SLIM version promises to take up less space while still giving us those heart-pounding gaming moments. Is it just a pretty face? Or does this trim version pack the same punch as the chunky original? Grab your snacks, and let’s dive into this review with a little goblin-style flair.
Let’s be real for a second: The original PS5 was huge. It looked like something that could invade a city and launch a 10-ton rocket. But now, Sony has decided to show some restraint. With the PS5 SLIM, they’ve taken their monstrous machine and slimmed it down by a solid 30%. Smaller footprint, same powerhouse inside. But is it enough to justify that shiny new model sitting next to your TV? Let’s break it down.
Design: It’s Slim, But Still Sexy
First off, the PS5 SLIM is undeniably sleek. Gone is the gigantic, spaceship-like design of the original PS5 that could double as a modern art piece in your living room. The SLIM version is about 30% smaller and 18% lighter. That’s a big difference, my friends. You could probably even hide it behind the couch (although I wouldn’t, because why hide such a beast?). It still has the signature white and black color scheme, with the blue lighting that makes it look like something from the future — if the future were full of great games and not endless AI overlords.
But hold on, just because it’s slimmer doesn’t mean Sony skimped on the performance. This thing is still running the same power-hungry hardware, so don’t expect it to be any less of a powerhouse.
Performance: Same Old Beast, New Package
Okay, so here’s the big question: does it perform like the original PS5? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Still yes, but now it fits into your entertainment center without needing its own zip code. The SLIM version boasts the same CPU, GPU, and SSD, meaning you still get those lightning-fast load times and stunning graphics we’ve come to expect from the PS5. Whether you’re binging Demon’s Souls or racing through Gran Turismo 7, the SLIM doesn’t drop the ball. Same buttery smooth gameplay, same jaw-dropping graphics. It’s like a goblin finding the perfect gaming chair — it’s a sweet spot of comfort and speed.
Cooling: No More Sweaty Console
We all remember the “jet engine” noise the PS5 made when it was running at full speed, right? Well, Sony has worked some magic to keep things cool without sounding like an airplane about to take off. The PS5 SLIM comes with an improved cooling system that’s quieter and more efficient. That means you can marathon your favorite games in peace without your console overheating and yelling at you to turn off the lights (okay, maybe that last part’s just me being dramatic).
Storage: Same, But Maybe a Little More Breathing Room
The PS5 SLIM comes with the same 825GB of internal storage, which sounds great until you realize that Call of Duty eats up most of that all by itself. But hey, this is 2024, and external storage is just a few bucks away. What Sony has done here, though, is streamline the setup process for adding an external SSD. The good news is, you’ll still be able to load up Final Fantasy XVI and your entire library of digital games without breaking the bank on storage. Plus, if you can stomach the 30-minute process of moving stuff around, you’re golden.
Pricing: Does Your Wallet Survive the Slimming Process?
Here’s where Sony might surprise you: despite the slimming down, the PS5 SLIM isn’t exactly a “cheap” alternative. The price tag is slightly lower than the original PS5, but we’re talking a few bucks here and there. Don’t expect this to be a massive saving. Still, if you’ve been waiting for a more space-friendly PS5, the SLIM’s price point might be the push you need to pull the trigger — just don’t expect to get it on a whim without a small dent in your wallet.
The Slim Is Fit for a Goblin (and Everyone Else)
In conclusion, the PlayStation 5 SLIM is exactly what we wanted: a smaller, quieter version of the beastly original without compromising on performance. Sure, it might not make your games load any faster (though that SSD is still a miracle worker), but it’ll make your gaming space look less like a tech museum. And that’s a win in my book. If you’ve been holding off for something that won’t take over your living room, the SLIM might just be the right call.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Demon’s Souls… again. My goblin hands can never get enough!
